I Write Like David Foster Wallace—Yeah, RIGHT

Everyone else seems to be figuring out who they write like, so I figured I might as well find out who I write like, too. Based on the first page of The Price of Liberty, I write like . . . (drum roll, please) . . . David Foster Wallace.

Alrighty, then. I tried page 71, which has a bit more action (and violence, and cursing), and . . . oh, for Pete's sake. James Joyce.